Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Web-Vid Wednesdays: A Call for PORN!


Merry Web-Vid Wednesday dear readers:
Porn is time consuming. I'm assuming most of you have done your own searches from time to time. If so, then you recognize the vast and endless rabbit hole one winds up falling into. You can literally spend HOURS rabbit-trailing into endless realms of web-clips. And the worst part? You still might not find what you are looking for.

Anyone who has followed this blog for long knows that I (Jez) tend to be a bit of a porn snob. I like porn to feel real, like I'm a fly on the wall of something actually happening. I HATE pretense (especially because it's handled so badly and cheaply in most porn). I admit my standards can be a bit ridiculous. But occasionally you do find those lovely little gems ... relatively attractive people engaged in intimate, hardcore or just sexy moments. Cane is not as demanding as I am, but even he admits that there is a lot of really bad porn out there. I just can't get turned on by a 35 year old porn star with fake tits pretending to be a 17 year old birthday girl preparing to lose her virginity. I just can't. I CAN laugh my ass off, however, every time she chirps in a baby voice "Oooooh, baby, this is the best birthday present ever!" while looking at some juice-head's dick.

So instead of trying to find things that appeal to just us ... let's try something new. This entry is a call for submissions from you readers. Come on now ... I'm willing to bet a lot of you have favorite and well loved clips bookmarked or hidden on your hard drives. Share it with us! Tell us why you like it, even if it's just one aspect of it (because we all have to make concessions when it comes to free porn). We'll give the clip our own review and post it here. I think it's interesting to see the different things that appeal to different people and honestly it might start a good dialogue on a variety of subjects. So send us things you like and have found out there in the free porn universe.

Please email us; our email address is in our profile. I'd post it right here, but "spider-bots" will find it, then we'll start getting spammed relentlessly. Or, you can use the formspring box in the side-bar and submit anonymously.

....Because good porn should be shared. xo

8 comments:

  1. i found a good one i like, and i sent it through formspring. check it out :)

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  2. I'm totally with ya on the "real" porn being oh so much sexier. I find the stupid dialogue the over exaggerated moaning, the fake gigantor tits, even the fake nails to be distracting, irritating and a total turn off. I can't say that I spend a whole lot of time searching for porn on the internet and I can’t say that I’ve really come across anything that I like, but I'll send you a couple that I've stumbled upon that I find um…intriguing.

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  3. Thank you Ms. D ...

    Jane, I don't spend a lot of time looking either ... but now that Cane made this a regular Wednesday theme I've been forced to try and often had a REALLY hard time not being turned off by 95% of what turns up in searches. Thank you for your submissions! I think if we all pool our occasional and rare truly interesting gems then we'll at least amass a small library of good stuff. Ha!

    Anonymous ... thank you!

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  5. Fake boobs. Fake moans. Fake orgasms. Fake SEX!  I just can't get into that.

    However... I have come across a couple sites (pay sites that I haven't paid to actually access) that look like quality porn.

    1. Abby Winters: All girls, but well made. Actually, they did some limited couple-sex but the bulk of the site is just girl-on-girl or girls masturbating.

    2. The Art of Blowjob: I watched the tour's promotional video and just about released a load in my underwear.

    Happy porn hunting Jez and Cane!

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  6. Wow ... this is awesome. We've gotten some GREAT submissions. Thank you everyone.

    Dick ... totally with you on the aversion to Fake. Ick.

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