PICTURE REQUESTS!!

Man, has this been a barren wasteland in our blogosphere recently. For a sex-orientated blog, there sure has been a lot of sex NOT happening; actually, that’s not fair to say, it’s just been a very vanilla past couple of months due to a lot of work stress that’s been affecting both our lives significantly... and unfortunately that has bled into the bedroom as well. Not to say there hasn’t been stops at an oasis here and there... but more or less it’s been pretty dry.

I imagine, just as our lives have constant cycles.... big, large, small, and tiny... those cycles trickle down into the bedroom as well. We’re not concerned about it just yet, but it just sucks being dead-fucking tired, day in and day out... so much so the idea of exerting one more ounce of energy doing ANYTHING after getting home from a retardedly long day(s) seems like an unmountable task (pun intended). And we don’t even have kids. I don’t know how parents do it, I really don’t.

So yes, I’ve got a new job at a new firm... but they threw me in the deep end, and I’ve been treading water for weeks now. Meanwhile, Cane is at his wits end, professionally and emotionally, at his current job... but feels trapped. Corporate America really does blow. It looks fun on TV, because everything looks contemporary and is lit-well, and everyone’s really young and attractive and dresses sharp... so NOT what it’s really like.

What all this is, is really one giant excuse as to why we’ve been absentee bloggers lately-- and for too long now. So, we’re going to make it up to you, BIG TIME... and best of all, it’s interactive!

Here’s the deal: we’re now open for PICTURE REQUESTS. Please email us with absolutely anything you want to see-- of, on, in, or about either Cane or myself... together or solo...nothing is off-limits except anything that’s done in the bathroom; not gonna judge... but, you know... “ew”.

And please don’t abuse this or be a douche-bag: we’ll sift through the b.s. ones or the ones that don’t seem genuine. Jackasses.

So, we turn it over to YOU, the readers-- now turned art directors (or maybe ‘porn directors’ is more appropriate)!! Our email address in our profile section, under “contact” or leave a comment. Can’t wait to see what you want to see!